to love and to be loved

Kelisa Does Toronto

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 05:41:46 GMT

Elisa and I are going to Toronto tomorrow. I'm nervous about baggage check for the bus, for some weird reason.

I'm excited to shop at new stores and walk around a new city, but also afraid of getting lost. I keep thinking we'll run into a celebrity which is unlikely, but you never know.

I'm even more excited about eating copious amounts of Chinese food. Details about the trip on Sunday, when we get back.

Statistics

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:49:00 GMT

Okay, being a psych. major, I have to take statistics. This isn't so bad considering you really just need intermediate math skills and some common sense. What I do dislike is that we still have to memorize formulas. Personally, I find no sense in having someone memorize a formula; it doesn't mean they know how to use it.

As you can tell, I haven't memorized all the formulas. Damn you, standard deviation.

Peanut Bladder

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:46:02 GMT

I've peed so often tonight. I went out for dinner and went to the washroom three times. The other people with me probably thought I was a coke addict.

The Dark Knight

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 18:15:51 GMT

The Dark Knight was fantastic. Movie theatres always make me feel nauseous, still. I hate that.

Heath Ledger was amazing; Christian Bale was passable; and Batman had a weird voice.

The movie made me really sad about Heath Ledger though. I was particularly frustrated when we were walking out of the theatre and a 15-year-old girl says to her friend, "I wish he hadn't have died - he was like, sooo hot." Sigh.

What Would Freud Say?

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:00:10 GMT

I had a dream last night that was quite bizarre.

In the first part, I was Nick Jonas' girlfriend (so far, so good) but he cheated on me with a girl I disliked in high school because she had a dildo. ...You read that right. Nevertheless, I was quite disappointed.

In the second part, Jason Castro asked me on a date. So, I went to meet him at the designated spot and he's not there. A couple minutes later, a massively obese man walks in with an afro and says, "Kelsey, it's me, Jason." At the end of the date, I make it obvious I'm not interested in him (or his fat ass) at which point he takes off the fat suit and wig. Then he tells me that he wore a disguise to test to see if I liked him for who he is on the inside. It was like I was being taught some sick "Don't judge a book by its cover" in my dream.

Why can't I just have dreams where we make babies whilst eating Chinese food?

Yum.

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:46:56 GMT

I realized today that I think about food so much. Whenever I think back to places I've been, I always think of what I had to eat there. And I always remember!

Also, Matt pointed out to me the other day that when I talk about I meal I ate or cooked (or both), I spend about 20 minutes describing every minute detail about the recipe, or taste, or.... mmm.

Moral of story: For a tiny girl, I should be fat.

The Dark Knight

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:33:24 GMT

Matt got us tickets to see The Dark Knight Friday evening. He's going to the theatre after work to line up, and then I'll bus there, pick up food for us, and then stand in line with him. Awesome boyfriend.

By the way, anyone else think that Christian Bale sucks as Batman? It's like watching an insecure 14-year-old in their high school drama class.

Miley Cyrus

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:08:25 GMT

Okay, is anyone else wondering why Miley Cyrus didn't delete all her noodz after they leaked like 5 times already? What is with this bitch.

Meet the Parents

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 22:37:06 GMT

Hokay. So, yesterday was the big day that my parents and Matt's parents congregate at my abode for dinner. Also, it was the first time they've ever met in the (almost) two years Matt and I have been together.

I was in full panic attack mode half an hour before their expected arrival. I don't know why. I suppose our parents are quite different and I thought they were going to think of my parents as flaky hippies and mine in turn would think of them as ultra-conservative. They got along pretty well and it was an enjoyable time altogether. I don't know why I thought they'd think my parents are so weird because they're much more conservative than I am.

Earlier that day, Elisa and I went to get our bus tickets for Toronto later this month. Afterwards, we walked to Somerset and were very sweaty at the end of our journey. Somewhere in the middle of our walk, we were stopped by some guy from Amnesty International and he was cool and very smart so I decided that my Mastercard and I would hop on board with Amnesty International. Just another day saving the world. Hah.

We went to Ging Sing, my favorite restaurant, and Elisa found a bone and some stick in her food. Oddly enough, we shared the plates of food so this tells me Elisa has bad luck; or I have good luck.

Just Wanted to Let You Know...

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:13:31 GMT

I'm psychic.

For real.

I woke up this morning, changed the channel to Ellen, and I was like, "Man, I wish the Jonas Brothers were on today." Not even five minutes later, Ellen, my woooman, says, "Later on, we have the Jonas Brothers." And I was all, "Sweeeeet!"

I'm always psychic when it comes to TV. Once, Matt and I were watching Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? (I am, by the way) and the contestant chose 1st grade Geography, and I was like, "Hah. Imagine the question's like, 'On which continent is the United States located?'" Yep, that was the question. I am on fire!

Grump

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:50:50 GMT

I feel like I'm stuck in a permanent bad mood. If it was winter, this would be nothing unexpected.

Work is a drag lately.

My hair has a permanent halo of frizz unless I want to spend about 45 minutes blowdrying and straightening. That, of course, will only result in halo of frizz as well if there's even 1% humidity in the air.

I hate how money from my paycheck is guaranteed to run out within about 4 days. I need to learn how to budget but it seems nearly impossible. So many times I think about taking student loans for tuition just so I can go on biweekly shopping sprees. Stupid, but true. It makes me jealous when I'm creeping Facebook and other people have the coolest outfits.

I've been having trouble getting to sleep lately so I just took two Benadryl to make me drowsy. What a rebel; downing Benadryl.

I Love...

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 06:04:51 GMT

Nick Jonas. Is that so wrong?

Why is a 4 year age difference and millions of dollars such a downer? We'd make a cute couple... yes/no?

Hello (Cyber) World!

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:42:52 GMT

Well, well.

I've decided to take up my Livejournal due to a mix of nostalgia and hating how I find it particularly difficult to format using Blogger. I dug up this journal and laughed at how I discreetly (ha) coded my entries. At the time, I'm sure it was very transparent, but now I'm all, what the..?

Today was fairly uneventful. I'm winding down for sleepytime now while watching Jon & Kate + 8, my favorite. This show is very comforting to me. I wonder how many people actually wish for sextuplets after watching this show, or Korean babies... or both!?

Today was 42 degrees (Celsius) at its hottest. Deeeelicious!